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November 12, 2008

Are you addicted to the internet?

Posted by Malou at 11/12/2008 05:13:00 PM
Internet is fun, entertaining, and informative. For me it is very useful tool for communication. But some people spend more time in front of the computer for what ever reason. How about you? Are you addicted to the internet? You know you are addicted to the Internet when...

* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
* All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the Internet: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
* You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* Your dog has its own home page.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
* You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
* You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* Your wife makes a new rule: the computer can't come to bed.
* You forget what year it is.
* You start to tilt your head sideways to smile. :-)
* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours a month "unlimited."
* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

1 comments on "Are you addicted to the internet?"

chubskulit on November 12, 2008 at 6:23 PM said...

Am guilty wahhhhhhhh.. In my dreams may nakikita akong green saka puti lol...

 

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