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After three weeks of waiting, the package that my sister sent through the mail arrived. I had bad experience before with packages sent through the mail either disappeared along the way or a box of goodies received but some items missing. I am glad that this time it made it to our home completely intact. Mama added pilinut candies inside the package which she cooked by herself. Home made pilinut candies is always the best. Pilinut candy is a bicolano delicacy. The last time I ate it was may be a a year or two years ago. To Jarred it's his first experience to taste the yummy home made pilinuts which he enjoyed so much.
August 10, 2009
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July 7, 2009
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
Another flight Attendant after a particularly bumpy flight:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"We are please to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!"
"This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft."
"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside"
"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
July 6, 2009
June 25, 2009
June 19, 2009
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Source : http://www.the-jokes.com
June 9, 2009
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May 14, 2009
This is the easy way and the fastest way to
1. Make your Authority Technorati explode.
2. Increase your Google Page Rank.
3. Get more traffic to your blog.
4. Makes more new friends.
1. Start copy from “Begin Copy” until “End Copy” to your blog.
2. Put your own blog name and link.
3. Tag your friends as much as you can.
I am passing this tag to all the people in my list and to YOU who is reading this right now. Please grab and enjoy the tag guys!
May 9, 2009
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May 5, 2009
Are you planning your next travel destination? Whether it is a business or personal, spending quality vacation with a lifetime experience to escape from the everyday hustle and bustle of life. To complete your travel plans why not visit the famous Westgate where you can have a retreat. And of course don't miss out bringing a camera with you to capture the sights.
May 4, 2009
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Now I am tagging everyone on my list.
April 28, 2009
April 17, 2009
So here are some of the things we should remind ourselves over and over again before we hop in on our bikes. A few basics to do : Don't wear loose clothing or a long coat; they can get caught in the bicycle chain. Put clips or rubber bands around the bottom of pants legs. When riding at night, wear light colored clothing. Wearing armbands, leg bands, or vests that glow in the dark helps assure that drivers will see you. Always wear a helmet when riding your bike. Follow the safety rules and always use the proper equipment.